{"product_id":"chaos-coordinator-mug","title":"Chaos Coordinator Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eA white ceramic mug that defines the person holding it, in the deadpan style of a dictionary entry. For the one who quietly holds the whole operation together while everybody else panics.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003echaos coordinator\u003c\/strong\u003e — someone who solves problems you never knew existed, in ways that will blow your mind. See also: ninja, rockstar, legend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGloss white ceramic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStandard mug capacity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrint fired into the glaze — it will not peel or fade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher and microwave safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfortable full-size handle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDelivery:\u003c\/strong\u003e dispatched in 1–2 business days, then typically 7–14 business days to Australian metro addresses. Free shipping over $50.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bottoms Up","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52683878662426,"sku":"BU-CHAOS-1","price":24.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1008\/0672\/1818\/files\/5_ef994c74-63fe-4a38-a761-511973da968c.png?v=1786506466","url":"https:\/\/fixturess.com\/products\/chaos-coordinator-mug","provider":"Fixturess","version":"1.0","type":"link"}